Gay Cowboy and The Sexy Witch

Halloween party tonight.

Shoeless' place, wife going.

Pics of this and last Saturday up sometime this weekend, here and on fb.

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"Everyday I Look At Myself In the Mirror and Think To Myself "Goddamn, You Get To Be An Uglier Sonnofabitch Everyday"

yeah I'm so tired. Daily Show is awesome.

McCain is such a bad choice to vote for. WTF?

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"Stop Your Stupid Laughter, It Makes You Look Like A Whore!!"

Yeah, SCRUBS is awesome.

So is Arrested Development

Spent a while at David and Leah's saturday night. Carved Pumpkins. I had never carved a pumpkin before. Pics up later this week.

This Saturday a Halloween Party at shoeless'. Pics up later.

Also what the fuck is up with the Cadillac CTS commercials? What the fuck?

Thank You For Smoking is an awesome movie.

Oh and the guys from Google are giving me hands on, one on one training in AdWords tomorrow and Wednesday. That will be so awesome. Much needed pay raise is imminent...

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The Power of Film

So I think, even though she didnt necessrily like it, that Easy Rider was a success. It made her angry, which is always a good thing, when a piece of literature, film or art can make someone feel an emotion so strongly...

Watching I Am Legend right now. I wish i had a big screen when i watch it. The opening hunting scene is so cool...especially when i imagine what it would be like to drive a Mustang GT500 thru a deserted city and pick off food with an automatic weapon...does that make me a classical American male yet?

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Mr Blue and Mr Green Ain't Got Shit On Me...

So after watching the remake of the Incredible Hulk, my opinions are:

1) Edward Norton is one of the best actors I've ever seen. He manages to play Bruce Banner like some sort of mix of Wandering Jew archetype and a junkie. How did he do his little method acting thing I wonder? Did he shoot up on steroids and beat the shit out of things?

and

2) Liv Tyler is the worst actor i think I have ever seen. Every line is that breathless, Lady Macbeth-style overacting that's completely bullshit, especially for someone that is supposedly of her caliber. It does wonders when your dad is Steven Tyler though, I guess. Seriously, when she's filming with Edward Norton and John Hurt, does she realise that she is as shitty as she is? Do they wince internally wheneve she reads her lines?

Anyway, i was pleasantly surprised at how good the movie was, Liv Tyler excluded. I hope that there is an Avengers movie coming out. Iron Man was good, this was good, the Spiderman movie (the first one at least) was good.

Right now I'm watching Easy Rider, one of my favorites, with the wife, who is dubious of its actual worth as a film. I MUST prove her wrong.

Also I'm reading Hells Angels by HST. I think that's why i wanted to watch this as well...

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First Week

first week of job down...

it seems pretty cool, i like working with webby internety stuff...

second week of marriage running smoothly, in my opinion...

tired...goin to bed...

need to lose weight...wanna look good for dragon con next year...

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Excedrin PM Is Awesome

I'm SOOO SLEEEPY...

In other news...

-Full Moon, Blue Moon's winter brew, is good. It's nice and stout and tastes like brown sugar was added to its brewing process...

-Yeungling is sending out a petition to have it distributed in Georgia which is awesome. Yeungling is soo good.

-Black Snake Moan is awesome

-Really wanna see Zack and Miri Make A Porno

-Really wanna see Pineapple Express


I'm also looking forward to actually working...it would be cool to, at some point, work for google. The googleplex sounds awesome...

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"I'm Goin' Down, To Rose Marie..."

Music I've been listening to recently:

1)Bob Dylan - Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid

(also i've just seen that movie recently)

2)Listing Ship - A Hull Full of Oil and Bone

3)Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan

4)The Basement Tapes (Sessions)

5)The Rollo Treadway - The Rollo Treadway

6)CoCoRosie - The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillborn

7)Animal Collective - Strawberry Jam

8)My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges

9)Arvo Part - Symphony #3

10)Babyshambles - Shotter's Nation


Movies I've been watching recently:

1)The Strangers

2)The Incredible Hulk (Ed Norton Version)

3)The Rocker

4)Forgetting Sarah Marshall

5)Boondocks 1 and 2

6)Metalocalypse

7)The Machinist

8)Coffee and Cigarettes

9)Darkman

10)Devil's Rejects

watch them. LOVE THEM.

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New Post

new post coming soon on Have You Heard by moi. check it out: haveyouheard.net.

I'm Not There is an awesome movie...


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H-A-DOUBLE L-O-DOUBLE U-DOUBLE E-N!!

Am currently watching Movies with sensemaking:

-Hellraiser
-Hellbound: Hellraiser II

On the Honeymoon, we watched:

-Evil Dead
-Evil Dead II
-High Tension
-The Descent
-The Grudge
-Halloween
-Phantasm
-Sleepaway Camp

See the theme, for a secluded mountain cabin?

On a separate but related note, Clive Barker is a genius, I LOVE Newcastle Brown Ale along with Korbel. It goes, dont ask me why...

Also, thanks to Gieser for the Taaka that he hid in the getaway car...(this was the 96 Nissan Maxima that sensemaking and i have been driving...until i can fix my 01 Volvo XC70)

I may sell it, if the buyer will go for it, and get an 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme...awesome old car, in two years i can even get antique plates for it...

Or i can make payments on a Mitsubishi Eclipse convertible (i like them), a 2000 Camaro, or a BMW Z3/Z4...cant decide but i like them all..

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I GOT MARRIED!!!

-Saturday October 11th i got married to sensemaking!

-Friday I got a job as a search engine marketing consultant at AT&T!

-On the honeymoon, sensemaking got my fatass to walk up a mountain at Amicalola Falls, ride horses and stay in a cabin in the mountains and watch scary movies.

-At the Blackstock Winery, we bought a bottle of Chardonnay 05 and a bottle of Port 04 with our left over honeymoon stash.

-I finished my article for Have You Heard. (It's the one on Listing Ship's "Hull Full of Oil and Bone") One down three to go.

Eventful two weeks!

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Post No. 305

Wrote thank you cards, burned wedding playlists, called caterer.

Need to ask neighbor to look for packages at our door...

Donnie Darko is weird as shit.

It's raining like an uplift mofo.

Getting married on Saturday. It still seems surreal, but I'm ready and looking forward to it.

Can't wait.

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New List

1) The Big Chill

2) V For Vendetta

3) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

4) Broken English

5) True Romance


1) My Morning Jacket, Evil Urges

2) CSS, Donkey

3) Noot d'Noot, Goofer Dust

4) Hamell On Trial, The Terrorism of Everyday Life

5) Scars on Broadway, Scars on Broadway

6) Amanda Palmer, Who Killed Amanda Palmer?

7) Flight of The Conchords, Flight of The Conchords (also the tv show)

8) Girl Talk, Feed The Animals

9) Beck, Modern Guilt

10) Black Kids, Partie Traumatic

11) Black Keys, Attack and Release


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Steve Buscemi Is Fucking Awesome

"I like Old Coke better than New Coke cos its old...and so am I"

It's officially wedding week...Father of the Bride and the Wedding Singer.

The cover band is awesome...theres a 70 year old on drums.

"Alcohol = puke = smelly mess = nobody likes you."

Awesome. Classic.

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Missing An Ear

...and I've missed the election deadline. I completely forgot about registering and such. Maybe I can get an absentee ballot. I'd vote for Obama if only to keep McCain/Palin out. I guess it's the best policy, though it's something atrocious that I detest anyone for...

also, Blue Velvet is a wierd, fucked up movie. I've been thinking about it cos Shoeless keeps mentioning Mulholland Dr., another Lynch movie that's equally fucked up. Anyway, Lost Highway and Blue Velvet, along with Dune, are some of my favorite Lynch films, though velvet is so dense and complex that it kinda stands as a truly self referential film.

Oh, Wild At Heart is a kick ass sweet movie as well. And it involves and was shot in South Carolina, according to my dad.

Echo and The Bunnymen's Siberia is a great album. i got it for my dad for like Father's Day two years ago and he still listens to it in the car. Very expansive and mood-inducing.

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New Job??

im really not looking forward to calling someone to set up an interview. i get nervous doing things like this...

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THIS IS SPARTA!!

i just hit 300 posts.

also, my mom turns 48 today.

alsoone of my close friends, ryan turns 22 today.

completely unrelated but heres some stuff that ive seen recently that are awesome:

1) no country for old men-best movie in a while

2) wanted-if i buy a viper, would angelina jolie come with it?

3) stepbrothers-i know i said that will ferrell is my nemesis blablablah, but this was a hilarious movie when i saw it with stu.

4) gonzo-cos i wish i were hst

5) the dark knight-cos i also wish i were the joker

6) casino royale-also james bond. bitches...

7) re-animator-hp lovecraft is fucking pimp...

8) grindhouse-tarantino is tres cool.

9) battlestar galactica-six is so awesome. also baltar.

10) firefly-jayne is the best character ever. fuck mal.

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Honeymoon Movies

so forrest hills (where we will be taking a honeymoon just next week) has included a television and dvd player in our cabin. movies we are taking to watch:

evil dead
evil dead ii
the descent
the grudge
halloween
high tension
phantasm
sleepaway camp

notice a trend?

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HE WILL DESTROY YOU!!

everyone, meet Tiny...

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Tiny Naked Golden Man

another thing that sucks about being poor right now is that all the oscar worthy (aka "good movies") are coming out now:

w.
religulous
appaloosa

are a few i wanna see.

especially w., cos its an oliver stone film about bush. it WILL be hilarious.

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Geico Are A Bunch of Motherfuckers

so because my fiancee and i have been getting a lot of cards and mail recently i actually opened a letter that had been addressed in cursive and was an actual card and everything. after reading a line i realised that it was, in fact, a geico advertisement that had been addressed as a trick. fucking marketing people.

also, i love oreos.

the ladies man is a great movie. it has tim meadows. hes hilarious. also the girl that played hillary in fresh prince. thats also a great show.

shaft is also a very good movie. the original is great, i remember watching it with my dad when i was younger. but specifically i meant the one with samuel jackson. where else can you see a cuban guy squeeze one out while threatening to kill a guy (other than my apartment).

dont watch will ferrell movies. its a fucking trick. he doesnt do anything. i could do his "roles". hes an idiot manchild. in every fucking movie. actually hes good in zoolander. also david bowie. but ben stiller and owen wilson (in that movie) can go suck a dick.

anyway, fuck geico. theyre a bunch of bastards.

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It's A Goddamn Trick

tabatha coffey is an ugly pignose bitch.

i make no apologies, i really dislike her. shes so much worse than someone like rachel zoe, a person who epitomizes the consumerism, no thinking, credit card flashing icon that is responsible for the crumbling of american economy.

why does america eat up shit like simon cowell and tabatha coffey: groups of anglo-assholes that are "witty" and "sharp" while really only being talentless and cynical. nothing wrong with cynicism, but there is something wrong in being a celebrity critic. what the fuck?

someone successful for being an asshole. thats what their entire careers are based on.

fucking people.

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