Badabong!

i got my birthday presents early from britty, since i wont be in town for my birthday, and this is the last concievable weekend that we would be together cos of finals. i recieved the criterion edition of one of my favorite movies, fear and loathing in las vegas. we then watched it and it was muy muy awesome-o. i also recieved, (insert fanfare for awesome awesomeness) Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, the entire seven issue run in a tradepaperback. that comic is probably my favorite as it is hilarious in a sick dark twisted way. i can hear voices and such in my head when i read it. it also makes me have the need to paint a wall in my room with blood so the thing will not get out. an excellent set of gifts for my 20th birthday, if i do say so myself...
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Your Fortune Is

Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

hilarious

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Ditzy Mathematician. Where You Lived: Ontario. How You Died: Natural causes.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

yeah canada!

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover

You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

awesome...

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is low. You've probably either had only one relationship.. Or all of your relationships have been very similar. You still have a lot to learn... and a lot to try! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is low. This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships.. It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life. In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.

The Five Variable Love Test

You Should Be A Poet

You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways. And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery... Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever. You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem.

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

yeah right...

You Should Drive a Jaguar XK 4.2

You don't care how you get there as long as you get there with class. And having a little power doesn't hurt either!

What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

i do like jags...

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You have a passion for everything - including sleeping. Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well. You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to hog the covers. You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme situations.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Your 2005 Song Is

Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz "Love forever love is free. Let's turn forever you and me." In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.

What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

Your Values Profile

Loyalty: You value loyalty a fair amount. You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You don't really value honesty. You do value getting your way, no matter what. And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem. A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!) Generosity: You don't really value generosity. Your needs always come first, no matter what. And you'll possibly help someone else out... But only if it helps you in return. Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance a fair amount. You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas. You have very few prejudices that you're aware of. And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe.

The Five Factor Values Test

Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage

You've dated enough to know what you want. And that's marriage - with the right person. You're serious about settling down some time soon. Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to!

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

You Are Balanced - Believer - Powerful

You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a true believer in luck, fate, and karma. You believe that life is a game of chance - not a game of skill. You either consider yourself very unlucky or very lucky. No matter what, you don't feel like you can change the hand you were dealt. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think!

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

You Are New York

Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture. You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you. You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed. Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen

What American City Are You?

You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

What Time Of Day Are You?

You Belong in Barcelona

When it comes to Europe, you don't want to decide between culture and fun. You want art by day and a big party by night. Barcelona is ideal for you. You can check out some Picasso, eat some tapas, take a siesta, and then dance all night!

What European City Do You Belong In?

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

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Pete Doherty Is Hilarious

pete doherty arrested again...

by the way...
after asking "what was that for" after being kissed, the proper response (aka most hilarious) is "lulling you into a false sense of security so when you fall asleep i can hit you in the head with a pipe and steal your wallet" (Brittany).
also i quoted her MLA style, bitchezzz!

do not do this...

this shit is retarded...that movie is too good for kids to want to leave...

for more information on the hilarious pete doherty...

thats all for now...
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Masters of Suck...

this shit is awesome. this is what happens when 2 black holes merge into each other. supposedly, the calculations, until recently, were too complex for supercomputers...until...now...like i said. whatever it doesnt matter what i type just be amazed. im a little distracted...family guy on the tv an a hot girl holding my...arm. also jimmy iovine's sexy voice and by sexy i mean annoying and lying and full of deceit...and dr. diddy. hes soo dreamy...
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These Drums Be Awesomes...

check this shit out...also look at the price tag...that makes me a sad panda...
in other news it sucks when the nurses' office is closed...
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Chocolate Bunnies Are On The March...

so britty and laura and i dyed eggs tonite. i havent dyed eggs in a couple years. also i had my face dyed. i was a pretty pretty princess. and damn sexy, except for the facial hair. mmm facial hair on women...makes me wanna band those hookers down on ponce...how are they, by the way? ive heard from both ben and stu that they are very satisfying and relaxing...
thats all...also this past weekend, until today, sucked, and i am glad to be back in the atl...
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Combos

i kinda wanna start a jazz combo. these would be the instruments:
-tenor sax
-trumpet
-clarinet
-stand up bass
-piano
-maybe electric guitar

too bad drums wouldnt fit into a combo like that. well maybe. id either have to play really soft or everyone else would have to play really loud. actually nevermind, i dont wanna start something like that. too much time required...
actually i do want to play music desperately...anyone up for it?

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My Dog Was Lost But Now He's Found

so...i got nothing ta talk about...
passover was cool...seddar is good eatin for me...gefilte fish, matze ball soup, some sort of meat and potatos and gravy...torte, some sort of kosher fruit candy...all in all a good meal. i think i may write something for taylors class on friday...then ill be several ahead and just get her to use the highest grades...unless shes been marking them as journals...damn that would suck...
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These Fucking Songs Are On Repeat...

soad-mind
franz ferdinand-do you want to
brmc-in like the rose
nin-beside you in time
louis xiv-paper doll
iggy & the stooges-raw power
iggy & the stooges-lust for life
white stripes-black math
msi-royally fucked
johnny cash-25 minutes to go

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...Again and Again...

songs in my head currently:

qotsa- song for the dead (awesome drums)
johnny cash- folsom prison blues
johnny cash-i walk the line
secret machines- nowhere again
interpol-obstacle 1

that is all...

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Rat and Warthog Stew

chosen one by the concretes is a fucking awesome song.
so is x by soad.
also love her madly by the doors.
another interesting thing, is walking around outside when a breeze of particularly strong wind blows against you. if your legs are shaved, then you can feel the movement of air, as well as the movement of fabric, aginst thine shorn ambulators. tis an interesting sensation.
in other news: two months.
z out

Borin' Borin' Borin'

--> Spell your name without vowels: Zck Prrs
--> What is the date 2 days after your birthday?: May 18
--> How many pairs of jeans do you own?: i dont know...too lazy~
--> How many are designer?: dunno...too lazy~
--> What color do you wear most?: dark colors...black and blue...sometimes green
--> Least favorite color? pink
--> Last song heard on the radio?: hypnotize by soad
--> What's for dinner tonite?: calzone with pineapples and jerk chicken...mmm
--> Are you happy with your life right now?: ...happier than ive been in a long time...
--> Tell me a secret about one of your siblings: he likes someone that i made out with once
--> Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: ive been told john belushi, jack black, and john popper...my brother says john bonham but i dont see it...
--> Who did you last call on your cell phone?: bentosan...after that it was balance inquiry so...
--> Do you own a..
- PS2?: yes
- XBOX 360?: nope
- PSP? nope
- SIDEKICK?: nope
- DIGITAL CAMERA?: somewhere?

--> In what state or country do you want to go to school after high school?: if i remember correctly i think i went to GA...a big consideration when i was in hs was st andrews in scotland...
--> Do you shop at stores like Hollister, Abercrombie & Fitch, American Eagle, or Aeropostale?: hells fuckin no
--> How do you make money?: music
--> Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?: percussion block for my drumset and a clamp thingy for it...i loves me some fake cowbell
--> How's the weather?: could be colder...and darker
--> Are you missing someone right now?: yes
--> What chores do you have around the house?: clean room, car, take out trash
--> Finish this sentence. I wish I was ___: able to figure my life out
--> One word to describe you: confusticated
--> Favorite pair of shoes: tie: beatle boots, convos
--> Do you own big sunglasses?: hells fuckin yeah
--> Do you find yourself attractive?: not usually
--> Why is the first person in your Top 8 in the spot?: no lo comprende
--> What would you rather be doing right now?: sleeping
--> What should you be doing right now?: homeworks
--> Ever been kissed?: Yes
--> Have you kissed your boyfriend/girlfriend lately?: yes
--> Last IM you recieved?: from ladyleia
--> Last message you recieved?: from herschler...that man loves him some intranets...
--> Who did you hug today?: brittany

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'e washed 'is feet too much...

this is fucking awesome...
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YEAH!

so the yeah yeah yeahs new album is different. really different. im not so sure that i like it that much. i mean there are a couple of good songs on it, but it sounds, for the most part, like a polished, pop version of the yeah yeah yeahs. or at least college radio friendly enough to appeal to music snobs that like things because they are different as opposed to being good...maybe itll grow on me like the white stripes newest did...
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Sugoku-Fucking-Awesomedesu

so its been a long three weeks since my last post. to update everyone: britty and i spent spring break doing a meet the parents type of weekend. her parents seemed to like me and my family absolutely loved her. my brother was fairly unresponsive in the random fistfights we had, so you know he was on good behavior.
i am also on a diet. heres to losing weight...
also i am going to not drink anymore. period. if you have booze and offer it to me, and i decline, do not feel offended...i am trying to quit so that when i start again i can regulate the amount i drink rather than going crazy. this was prompted by several things, but a thing that stands out most is me vomiting what looked like blood to me after drinking 4/5 of a fifth of scotch. by myself. in the space of an hour. starting at 10.30 in the morning. not much fun. granted thats not the only reason, but it is a damn good one to tell people.
also i wont be smoking anymore. once i finish what i have no more for me. the occasional cigarette will be reserved for when i truly am stressed out.
also i now have a goatee. apparently its very shmexy. look out bitchezzzz...
i think that that is all...
z out
ps come to the drag show if you want to see me stu and jesse as extremely sexy women playing a song.
pps also if you want to see a hot cabaret show starring britty, sarah (as a man), and myself, also as a man ( i know, its a stretch)