Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Katrina (and the waves!!)

i really dont understand why everyone is getting so bent outta shape whenever anyone mentions how many people will die after everything is said and done in louisiana. i say fuck em. now im not saying that its good when people die, however it might be the case, im just saying that, maybe if you dont wanna drown, you shouldnt live in a place that is below sea level yet is near water in large amounts. and this doesnt go for just americans, this is for people in the netherlands or whereever the fuck it is that has so many goddamn dams. i mean it s not like you bought or stayed in a place that was above sea ground one day and the next it s a case of the "what-the-fucks" when you realize that you are in danger of drowning. it has been this way for a time now. you shouldnt live in a place where you are in danger of drowning. its really just common fucking knowledge. and good job putting oil refineries and reserves in a place like that too, ya government fuckheads! now im in atlanta where the gas is supposed to get to five bucks a gallon. i mean what the fuck is this? spin a wheel and throw down a location for precious precious oil? no it s called realizing that water and oil DONT FUCKING MIX! fuck! can this place get any more stupid?
z out

well, since i have it...

i guess i may as well use this blog thingy as it is meant to rather than hating on ben or shoeless. i guess i can hate on him in real life, and thats probably as far as i want to take it. best not to pollute cyberspace with my dirty talk of secret and not so secret rendezvous' with his mother in public and private places. from here on out, it will be me talking seriously. well, there might be some occasion when i lapse into "fuck with ben's shit mode", but i dont think i wanna have a complete posting on that anymore. well, with that im out.
ps i will win the quote fi-zz-ile award for most disgusting log.
z out motherfuckers.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

ist post

id like to thank ben for making join the faceless unnumbered in making a blog so i can post back to him my anger at the comments about my mother. i stu anna and brittany as well as laura have all had our way with his mother sexually and we all know that she is indeed a fine greek lady. by fine greek lady i mean that she takes it in the ass from several different directions and does so in a repeatedly uncomfortable way that involves the back of a volkswagen superbeetle. the old kind so it s smaller and even more uncomfortable.
z out motherfuckers
ps dragon con will be awesome.
pps im gonna be fucking ben s mom tonite if anyone wants to let me send her a message.
ppps fuck you ben.
EXTERMINATE!