Geico Are A Bunch of Motherfuckers

so because my fiancee and i have been getting a lot of cards and mail recently i actually opened a letter that had been addressed in cursive and was an actual card and everything. after reading a line i realised that it was, in fact, a geico advertisement that had been addressed as a trick. fucking marketing people.

also, i love oreos.

the ladies man is a great movie. it has tim meadows. hes hilarious. also the girl that played hillary in fresh prince. thats also a great show.

shaft is also a very good movie. the original is great, i remember watching it with my dad when i was younger. but specifically i meant the one with samuel jackson. where else can you see a cuban guy squeeze one out while threatening to kill a guy (other than my apartment).

dont watch will ferrell movies. its a fucking trick. he doesnt do anything. i could do his "roles". hes an idiot manchild. in every fucking movie. actually hes good in zoolander. also david bowie. but ben stiller and owen wilson (in that movie) can go suck a dick.

anyway, fuck geico. theyre a bunch of bastards.

z out