Vick's Nyquil; For Anal Consumption Only

im just joking. dont try that at home. colon absorbs things at much more dangerous levels. so champagne enemas are to be given only by professionals.

ive been feeling very creative all of a sudden. today i wrote maybe six pages of stuff per item; i wrote like three items, so awesome. then i was fiddling around with a mandolin and came up with melody. played melody on twelve-string guitar, another song. or combine the two. then playing electric guitar i came up with a little riff or lick or whatever. i wonder what would hapen if i hooked my penis up to an amplifier...bad things prolly...

also im not seeing raconteurs play unless someone else buys my ticket. thirty bucks is a bit excessive. their album is only just barely thirty minutes. what are they gonna do? white stripes, benson, and greehornes songs? great ive now payed thirty dolares to see the raconteurs cover songs by the bands they were in. fucking great. assholes.

also i want booze. and cloves.

most of all i want to see atl friends.

above that i want to see girlyfriend.

dammit...15 hours to go before the ultimate...

z out