Crazies

from overheardinnewyork.com


Hobo: It's not like I even mean to keep talking. I don't wanna keep talking. They fucked up when they started making Taco Bell Doritos. They take away the molasses! Why? Because they know I like it. I smoked crack with the FBI. Hasta la vista, nigger. Next time I see you, I'm gonna blow crack smoke into your head, you fucking bitch.

Guy #1: So I'm not sure what to do...
Guy #2: If you want to know something from someone, get them drunk.

z out