Bruce Lee Is Coming To Kick Your Ass

the good people of bosnia-herzgovinia decided that for bruce lee's 65th birthday, they would have a statue built to celebrate. i would be afraid of someone blowing this thing up, cos i know the bosnians love blowing shit up. also, i would be afraid of a mage casting a spell that allowed this thing to walk around. man could you imagine what it would be like having a metal bruce lee following you around trying to kick your ass, terminator-style? he would be unstoppable cos hes metal...
man we gotta keep those mages outta bosnia. who knows what they would be up to. seriously, this things like a dalek without the guns or will to kill me. mmm...golems...
i wonder whats gonna happen when someone defaces it? will it punch them in their face and then just chill there? cos if i had a statue, i would put cameras in its eyes and when someone came up too close to it, i would hit a button that punched with the arm...i bet thats what happens...
z out