Mmm...

know what feels great after a night of drinking heavily? taking a shower. it feels great to wash the grease out of your hair, the smoke out of your hair, and the drink from your pores. i mean, it just feels so fucking great that it makes me wanna start drinking all the time so that i can wash that shit out, cos it feels like a total renewal of self when you do it. also, i apparently love to smoke cigarettes when i am drunk. i mean i wasnt sloppy drunk or anything last night, but i wouldnt have been able to drive. i was still dancing in time with the music, booty-dancing with random people, having a good time and whatnot. i also found out that walking up to someone and saying "sex?" while wiggling my hips back and forth is not a successful way to have any sex. it is successful in making people laugh, then question with "wait, your serious?", so its good for an icebreaker, but other than that, completely useless. mmm...what did i have last night? half of the soco, a couple of shots of kahlua, some vodka, half a bottle of wine, and maybe three or four cloves? man if i were catholic id have some confessing to do, but thank god im not catholic...
z out